The Knicknackery Issue Three - Monsters - 2015 | Page 39

Chelsea Coreen

Chelsea is a Glitter Bomb. Chelsea has a lot of opinions about your shoes. Chelsea fears spiders and fireworks. Chelsea does not fear The Patriarchy. Chelsea’s personal monster wears red lipstick. Chelsea's favorite knickknacks are empty wine bottles. Chelsea can be found in Brooklyn, NY, or on Twitter @chelseacoreen, or at chelseacoreen.tumblr.com.

David L. White

David is a father, a husband, a poet, and a teacher. David has a book hoarding problem. David does not fear shrubbery, usually. David’s personal monster is sleep deprivation. David’s favorite knickknacks are lawn gnomes from his grandfather’s garden. David can be found on Twitter @dlwhite1970 and Facebook, and is sometimes mentioned by his lovely wife Shelly Weathers on her blog metonymicalpen.com.

Jacqueline Markowski

Jacqueline is both a cat person and a dog person. Jacqueline has been criticized for not taking sides on this issue. Jacqueline fears inexplicit nefariousness. Jacqueline does not fear flapdoodles. Jacqueline’s personal monster has no name/cannot be classified using a standard QWERTY keyboard. Jacqueline’s favorite knickknacks are tiny scraps of memories and their inherent lessons. Jacqueline can be found at www.jacquelinemarkowski.com.

Jennifer Lobaugh

Jennifer is secretly a mermaid. She has a slight tea addiction and far too many Halloween decorations. She fears long silences and elliptical motion. She does not fear the phone’s ring so much anymore. Jennifer's personal monster is a shamefully spoiled canine by the name of Tobias. Her favorite knickknacks are a trio of blown glass Russian nesting dolls. Jennifer can be found @jennlo49.

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