The Jester | Page 31

in various strip joints. One group of four greasy leather clad rockers who hit Hamburg and came home to tell the tale and got quite a following in their home town was ‘The Silver Beatles’, soon shortened to ‘The Beatles.’ They started playing in a dingy cellar called the ‘Cavern’ in a dingy back street - Matthew Street. Now billions of tourists visit regularly. The walls would drip with sweat and the toilets would overflow and it was an absolute shit’ole that people would queue for hours to get into and scream their lungs out worshipping these heroes. Bands from all over played at the Cavern; The Rolling Stones; The Who and anyone you want to mention. Directly opposite the Cavern is an old Liverpool pub called ‘The Grapes’. Most of the famous rock stars from then and now drank in there, Lennon ‘n’ McCartney wrote in there. But if you go in that musical holy of holies now... It’s a bloody Karaoke Bar! For some reason my first record was Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens... Which I swapped for Alice Cooper’s ‘Schools Out! I had never bought an LP, as they were in those black n’ white, far flung vinyl days, so I’d never listened to the ‘Fab Four’ unless they were on the telly. But one day my dad came home with an 8-Track player bought from the biggest ‘knocking shop’ www.thecartoonistsclub.com in the world, Fords, Halewood! He had two 8-Track cartridges, I can’t remember one, but the other had a great picture of an exploding pinball machine and it was by a band called The Who! That was me hooked... I played it to death and even bought The Beatles and was pleasantly suprised. I didn’t buy a lot of records, but Top Of The Pops’ Was on the telly with The Old Grey Whistle Test with Whispering Bob Harris for the serious rock music follower, as opposed to the pain in the arse Radio 1 DJs for pop fans, or pop-pickers! All blathering like, well, caricature pop DJs that Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse would take the piss out of.  One thing worse than the DJs was the bands in the 70s n’ 80s. When Glam Rock kicked in, glitz ‘n’ glamour was the main thing. Make up, platform shoes - remember The Sweet, Slade, The tartan of The Bay City Rollers... (oh god!). The good thing about them days was that the gigs were played in theatres like the Empire in Liverpool, an old victorian theatre, great for watching bands. I’d’ve loved to have seen The Who with Keith Moon when they were at their peak in the Empire. Now they play in Arenas, massive places requiring the aid of huge videos to see the bands. You often have to stand at ground level, 31