The Jester | Page 28

juvenile in front of her and declared, ‘oh my God, don’t tell me you’re Mr Hatchard! From your letter I thought you were fifty at least.’ Thinking about it now that’s a bit ironic as now I actually am in my fifties I feel everything I write reads as if it were written by a sixteen year old. Please do not feel you have to agree too readily with this as I’m very hormonal at present and easily upset. ‘What if they ask you for a tune like ‘if you were the only girl in the world? What the hell are you going to do? Oh, no, this is impossible, you’re going to have to fly home.’ I said I’d play it. ‘Go on, then’ she challenged, so I sat down and played it. And spent the summer sitting at a piano with even more drinks thrown at me then at the Railway Tavern. It’s amazing I wasn’t an alcoholic by the time I reached my majority. I’d hate to give the impression I have done nothing else other then play in pubs. At the same time as this I was in a folk rock band, touring the country with no grander a mission than saving the world. I took a degree in music and even did a postgrad in “Bles