The Humor Mill Sept 2015 | Page 84

The Perfect Guy Starring: Michael Ealy, Sanaa Lathan, Morris Chestnut Director: David M. Rosenthal Not for nothing have Sanaa Lathan, Michael Ealy, and Morris Chestnut enjoyed consistently prominent careers on all screens for the last couple of decades. Equally capable as they are naturally charismatic, those qualities are just as matched by their commitment to their characters in whatever the context. That professionalism is what strikes most strongly in THE PERFECT GUY, a programmatic thriller that generates its only modicum of suspense and tension through one ongoing question: what will end up being the most generic: the nondescript title, the predictably rote storyline, or the overall pedestrian execution? Lathan is successful lobbyist Leah, who, months after a bitter breakup with her longtime yet oddly noncommittal love Dave (Chestnut), rebounds with what appears to be the title type in Carter (Ealy), an IT expert who quickly wins over the heart of Leah and her parents alike with his charm and devotion. But just as quickly, Leah breaks it off with Carter once he suddenly, randomly erupts into brutal violence in the name of protecting her--after which his loyalty and "love" mutates into possessive, dangerous obsession. With such a tired premise, the lead trio gives what they can. If Chestnut has little room to stretch in his fairly limited screen time and role, Ealy clearly enjoys turning his usual screen persona on its ear and using those trademark eyes to a more sinister effect. Lathan plays more to type as a smart, vulnerable, yet strong-willed heroine, but the relatable shadings she lends every part can only go so far with David A. Rosenthal's textbook, eady-jump-scare direction, and a screenplay (by Tyger Williams, a long way from MENACE II SOCIETY) that is just as strictly by the numbers. No question that last expression, " by the numbers," can apply in a more literal sense, as the psycho lover plot hook is as durably mass audience-appealing and box office-friendly as any for a thriller. But as the endless assembly line of woman-in-peril movies incessantly airing on the Lifetime cable networks prove, being commercial doesn't exactly equate to being clever--and given the talent involved, THE PERFECT GUY is an especially disappointing illustration of that. Grade: C 84