The Humor Mill August 2017 | Page 72

By Tony “Phruishun” Spires The Comedy Doctor Every person who has ever walked this planet, and even those who have never walked, will one day have to leave this place. I’m not necessarily a huge fan of that fact, but it’s nonetheless painfully true. Creative types with big time chops and egos large enough to care about legacy and that sort of thing, want to be on this mortal plane long enough to leave something meaningful behind. Yes, it takes talent. It takes focus. It takes fertile, creative “soil,” as it were. It takes support or at least being left alone long enough to create or produce. It also takes time, usually lots of it. And not just any old kind of time but real, concentrated, quality time. All of you “old heads” out there and maybe even some of my more youthful readers remember legendary singer/composer Barry White, ‘The Maestro’. Like many of our musical greats, Barry was gone way too soon. His final studio album included the hit song, Practice What You Preach. The song was a hit: simple, yet effective. Chances are, your favorite and most memorable songs are like that, too. In my not-so-humble opinion, the true musical geniuses knew and know how to do that. They create songs that have an infectious beat that bumps, a catchy hook/chorus that’s easy to remember and sing along with, and a melody with straight forward, relatable lyrics Think: Don’t Worry Be Happy and Happy. That doesn’t mean musicians need to refrain (no musical pun intended) from composing complex, concertos and long, self- indulgent, musical suites, every now and then. I’m just saying, at some point, if you’re really a genius, you’ll figure out that your audience should be able to groove to your music. Otherwise, what’s the point? Musical geniuses from Michael Jackson and Prince to Miles Davis and Duke Ellington knew that, too. But I digress. 72 The Barry White album of which I speak is entitled, Staying Power, which is the theme of this little ditty (sorry, sometimes I can’t help myself…) Whether in athletics, business or in the romantic arts, staying power is essential. It’s pretty important in show business, as well. It’s most likely, the only way to create a legacy, the best shot at being fondly remembered. In music, there are mediocre musicians, good ones, and great one. There are also those we consider legends. And then there are “one-hit-wonders.” Way back-in-the-day, during the old Hollywood studio system, both stars, as well as character actors were mostly “contract players,” tied to exclusive, often lengthy studio contracts, similar to many of the major recording contracts today (those are becoming less and less the norm, however…). When Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell (IMDB them, youngsters) blew up in the 1950’s, every other studio had to have a “blonde (or brunette) bombshell” of their own. To keep Marilyn in check, even her own studio was on the hunt for plan B’s, in case Marilyn got the “big head” or fell off. What emerged were a series of “starlets,” young women (and men on the other side of the spectrum) often fresh off the bus from who knows where, hoping their Hollywood dreams were finally coming true. Needless to say, usually this was not the case. The ones who actually got a little shine or heat were considered the “it boy” or “it girl.” It usually didn’t last long. Flash forward to today’s entertainment scene. Too often our young “stars” aren’t given the opportunity to fully hone and develop their craft, build their fan base and a body of work that continually sets up their next job. Thus, they don’t get a chance to grow their resumes and that mythical, legendary status. Seldom