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I was making sounds, groping for my Czech words, just like Aunt Martha was groping for Uncle Stu's arm. We both failed at grabbing onto what we were reaching for. Aunt Martha, quite expertly, fell. Worse than that, I'd had a chance to catch her and I didn't. Because, in that split-second that she started to fall, I'd truly thought, "Nope. Not this time. She'll be fine. They don't need my help. I don't need to be so close." In a flash, she fell down to her butt. Then, her legs buckled and slid along the chrome walls of the escalator which sent her into a momentum-gaining backward somersault where she then banged her head on the razor-sharp grooves of the steel stairs. Her face contorted into a painful wince when she hit; I can tell you that I never want to see something like that again. Ever. And, by the way, a similar thing happened two years ago in Berlin! I had just arrived to Berlin Hauptbahnhof with my mom and my producing partner and suddenly a person fainted or had a stroke or something on the escalator and ended in an unconscious heap at the bottom, sprawled horribly on the highly-polished marble floor. Uncle Stu, realizing that Aunt Martha was no longer by his side, ran down after her. Panic and fear registered in his eyes, wide behind thick tortoise-shell glasses. He yelped something in Czech and stooped to pick her up from her sort-of sideways fetus position. I've lost my own balance on these crazy escalators, and I'm no Aunt Martha; so you can imagine Uncle Stu, being an older gentleman himself, tying to gather her up. It was a struggle, to say the least. I sprung forward and grabbed Aunt Martha's elbow and helped pull and push her up to her feet. Her body was slightly stabilized, but that was about it. Another kind patron, who spoke Czech, helped the both of them and the journey up continued. I was sincerely thanked and left rightfully forgotten in the background. But from behind, I could tell Aunt Martha was not herself. I was hoping she would be alright. And that's when the blood started dripping down the back of her head and onto her winter-white, puffy coat. Blood makes me sick to my stomach. Like, really. "Oh, God." I thought as I staggered a bit myself. I mumbled something in some garbled panicked language, that maybe sounded like the word, 'Blood'. I wanted to throw up. The words got stuck in my throat. They didn't hear me. I kept thinking. What do I do? Do I touch this person? Do they want my help? There's blood. I don't have any rubber gloves. What do I do? And then I stopped thinking. I got close. I reached into my parka pocket for the only thing I had, which unfortunately was a not-clean Kleenex (like the kind your babička has tucked in her sleeve) and I stepped forward and pressed it onto her bleeding head. That's when they finally noticed there was blood. And by then it was really dripping. Fast. In globs. Smearing all over her white coat. Soaking my tiny, crumpled Kleenex. Uncle Stu quickly produced a checkered handkerchief from his pocket which totally caught the bleeding better. We reached the top of the escalator, finally. They took Aunt Martha toward the metro booth to get help. They thanked me again. Sincerely. I wanted to give Aunt Martha a hug; to wait with them until an ambulance came, to be close with them. I really did. Instead, I stood there holding the bloody Kleenex. Frozen. Shaken. Aunt Martha's blood clinging to my hands. I stood like that for a while until my own two feet turned me in the direction to where I was supposed to go and I returned to my own journey. Stay close, my friends. Peppur (www.peppurchambers.com) is an actor, writer and creator/ performer of Harlem’s Night Cabaret performed by the sultry, sassy, sophisticated and sometimes funny, Brown Betties. Her debut novella, “Harlem’s Awakening” is now available on BlackHillPress.com. She’s also created the award-winning webseries, “The Brown Betties Guide: How to Look for Love In All The Wrong Places” based on her book of the same title. www.brownbetties.com Email her at [email protected] or follow her on Twitter @BrownBettie. But really, go buy Harlem’s Awakening! 55