The Humor Mill April 2015 | Page 40

Sarah Palin, anyone? Yeah, right. I know she’s not running (so far), but the fact she’s even allowed to utter syllables and still get coverage for doing so is too much. She should be censored, silenced and neutered. I’ve got a toenail smarter than this chick and as far as her stance of Blacks, she’s probably been to bed with a few, but would likely prefer to see us making beds sporting uniforms from her local Piggly Wiggly. This quote was credited to Palin, "White Privilege? With affirmative action, welfare, food stamps, and all those thugs getting athletic scholarships over more deserving white kids, I'd call it black privilege." Allegedly she didn’t really say this. Who knows? At one time it was alleged that Barack Obama was a half-Kenyan socialist put in place to destroy the former America and pull the newly established model into the globalization of the 21st Century. There was even talk of him going to Cuba. Anyway . . . . Scott Walker looks like he was one of Wally’s pals on “Leave it to Beaver”. However, he’s proven to be a tad bit wilier than Eddie Haskell and Lumpy. In 1990, the 22year-old Walker (running for public office) spent days knocking on doors in the district, preaching a get-tough message. He wanted 200 more cops on the street and stronger mandatory sentences for drug dealers. “The number one fear is crime,” he wrote in a letter to Marquette students, asking them, again, to vote for him. “For too long, we have ignored this issue and now it is time to do something about it.” It was later stated that, “His campaign was one big dog whistle.” Congresswoman Gwen Moore (his opponent) believed that Walker’s anti-crime message was a way to speak to white voters’ fears of blacks without saying them aloud. “He had sort of insinuated sort of the worst stereotypes about black people [and] innate criminality.” In other words he’s a crafty cracker. Then you have Ben Carson. He should be a friend to the Black man. He’s black. He’s a surgeon. He’s smart. He also talks like he was set to be the successor to Buckwheat had “The Little Rascals” continued. He’s the Herman Cain of the New Republican Party and another black man who is probably less a friend to the black man than the white man hunting at Niggerhead. 40 Ever since he sold out to the ‘right’ he hasn’t done a single right thing for his own kind, but criticize them for not being him. Mike Huckabee. Good luck to the Huck. He might be the only Republican worth a damn. In an article from 2008 entitled, “Do the Right Thing” Huckabee wrote, “One GOP primary debate was hosted by Tavis Smiley, the host of the PBS program bearing his name, & held at Morgan State, a historically black college in Baltimore. I was embarrassed that most of the GOP candidates had chosen to ignore this opportunity to show that we really were the party with a message of hope and opportunity for African Americans. Instead, by their unwillingness to appear, our "marquee players" had not only insulted and shown their disrespect for the African American community, but had only solidified the "we don't care about you" image that has dogged Republicans in relation to the black community. Having received an almost unheard of 48% of the African American vote in Arkansas during my reelection campaign for governor, I knew that Republicans shouldn't ignore this important constituency. The fact that I showed up and answered the questions with knowledge & compassion opened many doors to nontraditional Republicans and spoke to middle-class Americans across the country.” So we can see where he stands regarding the Black Man. Mike just doesn’t like gays. Can’t stand ‘em. So there you have it. A field of racists and bigots. Whereas, with Hillary and I, you’ll know you’re getting friends to Blacks. She’s married to a white man they called black and she never publicly objected and I am Black, but not just Black. I’m the kind of Black you can bring home to your mama (if she’s anything like Angela Davis) and to various protest rallies throughout your community. I’m the kind of Black that was Black yesterday, Black today and I’ll be Black tomorrow. Don’t worry your pretty little heads about my platform. Most of you don’t follow that kind of stuff normally so why do it now? All you need to know is that I’m Black and I’m not a coon. Thank you for your support.