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Meanwhile, Simeon and Levi two brothers of Dinah were still angry. They both took "their swords and came against the city unawares, and killed all of the males" (Exodus 34: 25-26). They killed Hamor and Sechem and ransacked the city. Simeon and Levi took Dinah back to safety while the other brothers took the cities’ flocks and their herds, their donkeys and whatever was in the city and the fields. They took all their wealth, their children and wives and whatever was in their houses (Genesis 34: 28-30). Jacob said to his sons "you have brought trouble on me by making me odious to the inhabitants of the land," if they gather themselves and attack me, I will be destroyed (Genesis 34: 30-31).

They replied, "Should our sister be treated like a whore" (Genesis 34: 31-32).

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On the first day God created Earth, and then he rested

Next God created man, and rested

Next God created woman, and o one has rested since

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A: Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

Q: How does Moses make tea

A: He Brews

Top 3 Worst ways to die

1). Bek: Ate a rotten lunch during the fourth plague, little did he know that fly layed eggs in the lunch. Classic maggots and insects crawling out the eyes and mouth of a corpse.

2). Djau: Death by frogs, second plague, frogs were found in his bedchamber, on his bed, in his oven and in his kneading bowl (Exodus 8: 3-4).

3). Djedkhonsuefankh: Was in the field when the seventh plague hit, thunder and "hail struck down everything in the fields of Egypt, both man and beast" (Exodus 9: 25-26). Djedkhonsuefankh was squashed by a huge hail stone.