The Guiding Light / March. 2016 15
TONGUE IN CHEEK
My mother-in-law is coming for a visit. I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.
Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
I once won an argument with a woman …… in this dream I had.
It is funny when my wife gives me the ‘silent treatment.’ She thinks it’s punishment.
Judging by the frying pan that just flew by my head, I did something wrong. I can’t wait to find out what it was.
I have to stop saying, “How stupid can you be?” I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
If I refuse to nap is that resisting a rest?
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but …… the hamster was dead?
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.