the guide Summer 2017 - Page 4

ARTS | PALACE THEATRE & GRAND HALL The Palace Theatre offers a wonderfully varied programme throughout the year including comedy, music, drama, dance, variety and much more! The Bar is also a great place to relax with drinks before heading to the show. The Grand Hall has seen the likes of Primal Scream, Kasabian, Johnny Marr and Billy Connolly perform to a 1300 strong audience. Ayrshire’s 4 star arts and entertainment venue has a convenient town centre location, friendly staff, excellent transport links and nearby parking. THE PALACE THEATRE & GRAND HALL 9 GREEN ST, KILMARNOCK KA1 3BN T: 01563 554900 (£1.50 CARD FEE) TUESDAY - SATURDAY 10AM-4.30PM AND SHOW NIGHTS Buy tickets online via: Sidesplitters Comedy Club presents Bruce Morton FRI 5 MAY · 7.30PM · £10 Bruce Morton, Scotland’s acclaimed comic, storyteller and social commentator was a founder of the Funny Farm Comedy Collective which helped kick-start the Scottish stand-up scene in 1989. He soon attracted UK attention with his appearances on C4’s Halfway to Paradise in 1990 before writing and performing his own C4 shows - Shoe Fetishist’s Guide and Sin with Bruce Morton. Now the award winning stand-up and actor brings his one-man comedy show to the Palace. Don’t miss this one, trust us! “Devastatingly funny...wry and poignant” THE SCOTSMAN “Quite simply one of the best and most genuine humourists on the Scottish scene” THE EXPRESS (£1.50 Card fee) Wheelchair access to the theatre, Grand Hall, bar and box office. Lift access to all floors (beside theatre main entrance). An induction loop and an infrared system are available. Disabled parking spaces must be booked in advance due to limited availability. Please advise the box office of any assistance you may need when booking. Group discounts available Why not pre-order your drinks at the Bar and beat the queue? N.B. We cannot accept personal cheques. 4 BOX OFFICE: 01563 554900