The Gay UK November 2015 Issue 16 | Page 11

POWWOWLOOKATME LACHIE CHAPMAN: I’m feeling LC: Christina! a bit nervous. MC: I’m a bit nervous. JH: Britney or Madonna? LC: I’m looking cool, but I’m not TM: Britney! cool in here! JH: Madonna or Kylie? JH: do you want a practice MC: Kylie! run? All: No…. JH: JH: Do you have a Celine TIMMY MATLEY: There’s no Dion CD? such thing as a practice run. MF: Yeah… LC: Life is not a rehearsal… JH: When was the last time JH: Okay, Wet shave or dry you dragged up? shave? LC: Christmas two years ago. LC: No shave. JH: When was the last time JH: Were you in your own bed you dragged up? this morning? TM: When I covered the Step TM: I sure was. Mum in Brighton panto 8 years ago. JH: What got you up this morning? JH: Have you ever done the MIKE CRAWSHAW: My alarm. fade away, which is when you say you’re gonna call, but you JH: Have you ever shared a never do? bed with another man? MC: Yes. DARREN EVEREST: Yeah. JH: Postman or postbox? JH: Do you know what DE: Postbox. sounding is? MARK FRANKS: Isn’t sounding JH: Give flowers or receive when you go… flowers? LC: Of course we know what MF: Receive flowers. sounding is… ALL: (sing For The Longest Time JH: Do you know what amyl in perfect harmony) nitrate is? LC