ADVICEAUNTY
Dear Aunty,
I’m a little confused by all the letters out there
that determine who we are. I’m not sure if I’m a
‘G’ gay or a ‘B’ bi lad but what does ‘Q’ and ‘I’
mean? Am I missing out on something?
Thanks, Tony.
Dearest Tony,
Sexuality can be very fluid in the human race,
especially after a few drinks. I once woke up,
smudged lippy, wondering why I was in bed
with : a 3’ tall man, a three breasted girl and a
blow up Bruce Forsyth doll. There was no
letters to describe my interests that morning!
My advice, don’t panic. You don’t have to pick a
letter to describe who you are. Others will do
this for you. As for missing out, relax, there’s
plenty of time to explore your full desires.
Currently I’m an ‘H’... Horny, Hungry and Having
to answer problems whilst Bruce’s deflating
face turns into Alan Sugar’s in my lap.
Aunty,
I’ve just booked my holidays at an exclusive gay
resort and see they have a hot tub and a sauna.
The site also says clothing optional so thought I’d
better ask if you knew of the etiquettes of using
such facilities?
Thanks in advance, Jim.
Jim,
As I’ve often found, when dipping my toe
into the gay naturist sites of the world,
it’s always best to arrive in style. By this I
mean cast off your clothes on day one,
march out and bomb the hot tub. You need
to be quite predatory. This is your hot tub
for the week and you’ll veto anyone who
wants to enter first. I usually do this
with a tape measure. If you don’t own it
they’ll all want in and sitting in hot
chlamydia filled waters is no fun - unless
it’s yours in the first place and you’re
trying to soothe the rash. Now go be one
with nature...
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T HEGAYUK | ISSUE 16 | NOV 2015 101