The Driver - Spring 2014 | Page 7

While the city’s economy rises and falls on the success of the automotive industry, this is no longer 2008. Could this be a phoenix-like resurrection? the flexibility of turbocharged inline-fours.” That as well may be, but this is a road trip, after all and frankly, vehicles tend to take on a secondary role—unless they break down. Road trips are about the camaraderie, the adventure—and the food. To paraphrase a famous 1980 road trip movie, “It’s 415 kilometres to Detroit, we got a full tank of gas, we got a 2.2kg tub of Twizzlers, 2.2kg of Kirkland-brand Trail Mix and a 1/2 case of Gatorade and water… Hit it!” And so the trip down the 401 to the Motor City was on. The Sunday was, for the most part, uneventful. After ingesting too many sweet and salty snacks and to relieve the monotony of an “I-Spy” game—it was decided that some proper sustenance was required. Meat, scorched beef in the form of a fresh burger patty on a doughy bun with an order of fries and a soda from Big Smoke Burger at an On Route service centre outside of Kitchener. OK, so we had not driven that far, but it was early Sunday afternoon and our appetites had been percolating for some time. Having driven this corridor more times than I care to remember (the woman formerly known as Mrs. Taylor is from Windsor) it’s possible the drive could well be done in my sleep—especially on Ontario’s version of the Prairies from London to just outside of Windsor—flat and boring terrain with nary a turn. The only thing breaking up the monotony was counting the wind turbines and discussing why some were rotating while others just sat there. That and the soothing hum from our Sonata’s winter boots, Hankook W310 I*Cept EVOs on the dry, frigid blacktop. And that is how we missed the exit for the tunnel. Technically, we might have made it. However, we had no desire to be the unknown subject of a traffic report later due to the highway being closed for hours! And so we headed for the bridge through what has been a work-inprogress for Lord knows how many years, Windsor. The scene in Windsor from our car was of construction— roads, curbs, sidewalks and small retail plazas. Nothing affluent, but at least some infrastructure activity. Juxtapose this scenario to the one which greeted us on the US side, destruction—especially steps from Detroit’s downtown core… Detroit was once a great city. Now it is a shell of its former self. How bad is it? It can even no longer lay claim to being the murder capital of the United States. Eschewing hotel luxury, negotiations had occurred weeks earlier to rent a small condo in the historic Corktown area, some three kilometres from Cobo Hall where the auto show was being held. Parking was right in front of the remodeledon-the-inside low rise building. In truth, there was an expectation to find our Sonata up on bricks every time we ventured out! That would not be the case. Does this once great city deserve its tarnished reputation? We’re not here to pass judgment. But in talking with locals in bars, restaurants and a local bodega, home to colourful neighbourhood characters, it would appear that a corner may slowly being turned. At no time did we ever feel threatened or intimidated. We drove and walked late at night to pick up refreshments and one time, a pizza. Just as the NAIAS is itself showing optimism, so too are parts of this city. There is no feeling of regret or remorse. While the city’s economy rises and falls on the success of the automotive industry, this is no longer 2008. Could this be a phoenix-like resurrection? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. One of the best ethnic meals was enjoyed a brisk walk from our apartment. The authentic fare and selection of cold beer at Los Galanes was terrific—and inexpensive. On our final morning, we drove to a bakery, La Gloria where my co-driver and I managed to spend close to US$30 on pastries and sundry Mexican treats! To be clear, that represents two boxes and one bag of confectionary delights! Fuelled with hot, strong coffee and pastries, we drove down Michigan Avenue, along four-lanes of cobbled roads littered with potholes of all sizes for a photographic safari of some of the city’s painful desolation. On one photo stop, we had to move along quickly as a patrolling squad car circled our location a couple of times and drove toward us. Perhaps the thought was we were there to inflict further damage to some of these shells of buildings, many festooned with so many colours it resembled a very depressing Pride Day. But no, they wanted to ensure we did not trespass and we were safe. Why? There were distinct gang tags on the outside of some structures and the last thing we needed to do was inadvertently create some turf rivalry. Heeding the friendly advice, we did, indeed, move along. Time to head home in the warm confines of our Sonata. Stopping to fill up an almost empty tank, we had to prepay—even though our pump was directly in front of the Plexiglas cage the attendant apparently lived. US$40 later, we were on our way, this time through the tunnel and back into familiar territory. A few hours later, we were back. All in all, the Sonata averaged 7.2L/100km while eating up over 1,100 kilometres of highways and city streets. Very respectable considering we were averaging 124kph when on highways. The AWD Santa Fe delivered 9.0L/100km—including, I am led to believe, some ‘spirited’ driving on Highway 115! Same engine, different aerodynamics, more weight and all-wheel drive—yet still excellent results. All in all a fun road trip with good vehicles and good company. No burgers on the return trip. There were, however a couple of “institutional” coffees and a Mexican delicacy or two. And we still had Twizzlers and Trail Mix. TDM thedriver.ca 7