The Current Buzz Newspaper Vol 2 Issue 2 | Page 6

The Current Buzz Vol 2 Issue 2 Meet Uncle Fudge: “Hell no I ain’t gettin’ no damn medical marijuana card. Their sayin’ if you get one of those you ha- veta give’m your guns. I ain’t given up my damn guns! I been smokin’ weed for more’n fifty years and nobody’s ever bothered me. Hell, we even grew it back in the seventies. Sumbody (sic) told me recently about a kinda marijuana called: Candyland I ‘member the first bag of weed I ever bought. It was march 1973. We collected pop bottles for a week (sum’ov’em probably not even our’s) to buy a sack of weed. It was a five finger bag. That is how it was measured back then. You held it up next to your hand to measure it by finger height. It cost me $9.35. The guy “who scored it for me” pinched it pretty good knowing I didn’t know any- thing about buying weed or how to compensate someone for getting me some. The dude called it Columbian; but, it was probably just some kind of ol’ homegrown. The BLUNT Truth I like the shit they call Candyland. Man, if you have a difficult time waking up in the mornings this stuff is better than a strong cup of joe. Ordinarily, I wake up every day with my back hurting. And today is no different. I grabbed my pipe and stuffed it full with a big ol’ bud of Candyland, instead of reaching for the oxycodone 10mg. This stuff gave me more energy, and a better attitude, than I have had for weeks. I also woke up with a headache in the back of my head. It is gone now too. The buds are dense and tight. It has a beautiful green appearance with purple and orange hairs. It’s got little ol’ white lookin’ crystals covering the buds. The taste is sweet...reminiscent of grapes. Page 6 Candyland Final analogy: I now have less pain, more energy, am less worried, have gone back to work, and my mood is better. 4.6 our of 5 Stars. Get’cha some! Anyhow, this ain’t that kinda pot.” The Joint Cannabis Club 3628 NW 50th St Oklahoma City, OK 405.600.7590 mention this ad and receive 10% off your entire purchase www.jointcannabisclub.com