The Cone Issue #9 Spring 2016 | Page 61

To backtrack a little, the road to being a good cook didn't start very well (much like my bone rattling start to running). The first time I tried making hummus, I misread the recipe. Instead of five cloves of garlic, I used five heads of garlic. It was a disaster of epic and sinus-burning proportions. My initial reaction was the homicidal desire to throttle the recipe writer's neck, but clearly I was the idiot who needed autoasphyxiation. I discarded the Bizarro-version of hummus and tried again, finally pleased with the result. The great thing about the craft of cooking is that it's not that expensive to try and try again. I used to think that I just didn't have the skill to make my own food. It turned out that I just didn't know the right techniques. I watched PBS cooking shows. I bought recipe books (I recommend “How To Cook Everything” by Mark Bittman, “Fast Food My Way” by Jacques Pepin and “Everyday Food” magazines by the Martha Stewart mega empire). And now I not only love cooking, it is one of the ways I find my center - along with doing my regular 40 laps at the fitness center. Of course, I'm no Pepin when it comes to cooking, but then again I'm no James A. Michener when it comes to writing. But on both occupations, I think I'm serviceable. Enough to please myself anyway - and isn't that having self-esteem all about? So now we come to the point of this article (sorry for the overextended preamble): four cooking tools I like using - the Fantastic 4. Let's get to it. Photo by Vegan Feast Catering Photo by Susan Marque 61 THE CONE - ISSUE #9 - SPRING 2016 Photo by Susan Marque