The Cone Issue #8 Winter 2016 | Page 54

Message From Your Inner Lounge Singer Your inner lounge singer called left a message like a torch song she said she needs a red dress and a mother-of-pearl cigarette holder By E. Amato heels with sparkles and straps she said never sing if it ain’t your key and always know your key in fact don’t leave home without it she said the hair should match the dress with highlights like the shine of the cigarette holder she says too many flowers have been taken so just go for gemstones when adorning the coif she said the rules are you don’t come with anybody and you don’t leave with anybody you are your own best company but you know a quiet place to meet a good time. She said a smile is a weapon carrying a thousand bullets etch your name on each one handle the microphone like a microphone sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. She said she called because you seem to have forgotten her number and that makes her sad. So sad. Mope around the house in robe and fuzzy slippers sad. She said cut it out. She said the stockings should be sheer with a little bit of dazzle and last she said don’t forget the words. Never forget the words, but if you do use smile number 762 and purr like a prairie cat on a hot night. 54 THE CONE - ISSUE #8 - WINTER 2016 By E. Amato