The Cone Issue #7 Fall 2015 - Food | Page 97

Lazy N omad Paris, Champs Elysées, a few years ago. I was sitting at the giant meeting table of one of the biggest advertising agencies in the World. Alone. Through the glass wall, people run in the open space. I don’t even hear the hubbub of the never ending war between the creatives and the suits. I work for a strategic client, with a big international budget. The pressure is high and I have no time for my life. My office becomes my home and my colleagues, a kind of family. My boss has recently decided to impose that I take a English courses. His way to improve my sales speech. I wish he would simply create a day of 35 hours to let me, maybe, finish my work. I tap my pen nervously on my notebook. A tall and blond man, wearing a long black coat and carrying a briefcase, walks slowly to my door. He hesitates, then knocks and enters. Although, he is French, his first words were pronounced in English with a perfect British accent. He took his time to open his book and his computer carefully. That makes me feel even more stressed. Finally, he looks at me and asks me how I feel today. How do I feel today? I think I don’t even feel anything since… for many months now, maybe years? But, this is not what I am supposed to tell him. His life is assuredly more interesting than mine. I decide to use the strategy that politicians use when they want to avoid a difficult question: answer with a question. “And you, how are you?” This is how I started the conversation that changed my life. Though this woman is clearly stuck in a corporate world she is not our Lazy Nomad. 97 THE CONE - ISSUE #7 - FALL 2015