The Ballad of Brighid of Atlanta (Kid-Friendly Version) #1 | Page 6

} gh { si Mommy - whoa! What’s up with your hair?! Jane, look at that! Oh ... I had an accident. A big chunk of hair got caught in ... something. I’ll trim it into shape before bed. But what was that noise? It shook the whole house! I like your hair like that. Oh REally, Darling? It makes you look tough. Yeah, It gives you big muscles. Oh, shoot. I’m sorry to wake you -- The noise was ... uh ... well ... Honestly? Okay, Sally, Jane, here’s the deal: Mommy got frustrated and punched a hole in the shower.