The Ballad of Brighid of Atlanta (Kid-Friendly Version) #1

So I guess that gets us caught up. Okay! Okay! I’ve had enough! STupid Pizza Drivers Never Check A Map. “Aunt Callie!” Is everything okay? Aunt Callie! Good to see you up! So it begins. You have a choice, Dear. You’ll always have a choice. You have A Choice. Whew. Haw haw haw. Ho ho. Whew. Hi, Aunt Callie! Hello?