The Ballad of Brighid of Atlanta (Kid-Friendly Version) #1 | Page 12
F{beep}ing f{beep}!
How about that, Chip? My-ATL TV Now’s weekday consumer reporter,
Bridget Primavera, was in the right place at the right time to foil
an attempted bank robbery in midtown today!
Dramatic stuff, Lynn. but everybody’s okay?
MY-ATL TV NOW’s own Bridget Primavera apprehends bank robbers
Everybody except the would-be robbers ... and Bridget’s hair!
Would you look at that! It’s just hanging
off the bumper! Maybe she can do a segment
on short hair-dos for us later in the week.
Ha ha! Good one, Chip!
Police Official: Primavera’s actions “may be illegal.”
Well ... Yes. Well now. She
seems Very ... Athletic.
Yeah ... Uh, We’ll Be back
right after this.
Accused robber claims injuries.