THE SPACE PACKAGE
Four nights aboard the International
Space Station
In 2024 the ex-astronaut and president of the USA, Chris Hadfield, added the historic
Global Citizens’ Module to the International Space Station. This year, Sure Travel is proud
to announce that it has secured exclusive rights to send tourists into space! The package
includes a week’s stay at our luxury resort at Cape Canaveral, where we have put the
cocktail tray into cockpit training. Once in space, guests will stay in one of five Eternal
Earth-View Suites. You’ll spend the first day cavorting in our Zero Gravitarium, after which
the Space Station is your oyster. Speaking of oysters, no notorious astronaut food for
you, we will only be serving Michelin-star dishes of Mars-grown crops (yes, you will get to
taste the Red Planet’s famous 25kg chickens). And be sure to bring the kids: a view of our
Pale Blue Dot spinning through the cosmos gives children a head start in life – and family
memories for a lifetime.
THE VINTAGE
PACKAGE
Five nights in
New Mauritius
THE HEALTH PACKAGE
Imagine a world of limited WiFi! Picture
a holiday experience where every single
member of staff is absolutely human
(strictly no androids, entertainment
cyborgs or even CRSPR-enhanced
individuals). Imagine no more: our special
implant-blocking microwaves will take
your body back to the blissful 2000s.
Your emails will land in an “inbox” on your
complimentary desk-pad rather than your
brain implants, leaving you to laze around
the hydro-pool, sip cocktails on a rare
unspoiled beach and snorkel one of the
world’s last remaining coral reefs. We even
have a library with real paper books for you
to enjoy. Once one of the most polluted places on Earth, today a haven of natural bliss and
serenity, Nantong is a marvel of environmental transformation. Just 20 years ago the
Chinese city’s smog sometimes prevented travellers from enjoying the views from
their hotel windows. But ever since Elon Musk installed his Carboneater3000 units (the
technology of which was developed by the first colonists of Mars), Nantong’s air has
been the purest in the world! So why not spend a few days taking deep breaths on the
rooftop gardens of our famous Fresh Air Resorts, drinking the triple-purified waters
collected from our state-of-the-art Cloud Condensatrons? It will add unmodified years
to your life.
Bonus extra:
Take advantage of our
20th-centurian discount and
treat your grandparents to a
time when life was simple and
travel meant “getting away
from it all”. After all, as they
say in modern medicine:
150 is the new 50! Visit our floating hotel in the North Pole, where you will enjoy the Arctic adventure of a
lifetime. Take a ride in our latest cold-fusion-powered submarine, which will whisk you
away on a sightseeing tour of the “Twelfth Wonder of the World,”
the new manmade cold-water coral reef. Visit the polar bear
sanctuary that the World Wildlife Fund has established on the
world’s largest artificial iceberg. Get a bird’s eye view of
the northern lights from the viewing deck of our
fixed-line helium balloon. Swim in the mysterious
“hot spots” that have sprung up all over the Arctic
Circle – don’t worry, we’ve tested the water
and it’s 100% safe. If you’re lucky, in winter
you might even see some snow!
Three-day trip to Nantong
THE TOP-OF-THE-WORLD PACKAGE
Three nights in the North Pole
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