by Isaac Kosmides
Illustrations by Kevin Momberg
Aah the silly season. We wait all year for it to arrive, with
the promise of free time and sunkissed revelries. Instead,
we have to survive the frenetic Christmas shopping,
endless family obligations, feasts of Roman proportions,
the compounded exhaustion of having made it through
the year at all, and finally, the almost-willingness to
have one's stomach pumped on New Year’s with selfinduced alcoholic psychosis as a result of it.
To celebrate the season, and the dysfunctions of it - here
are Spliced’s favourite movies created about this, the
silliest of seasons.
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