Jokes for kids
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How do you know?
I haven’t told you what’s wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon you walked in through the window!
What do birds need when they are sick?
A tweetment
Teacher: Which is farther away: Canada or the moon?
Bobby: Canada.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Bobby: We can see the moon at night but we can’t see Canada.
Joe: Is your dog a watch dog?
Jack: Yes.
Joe: Can he tell time?
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a gold fish?
Swimming trunks