The Cachagauland Downhill Dirtboard race has run its 3rd course,
and every one has outdone the
year's previous with slams, stokage,
carnage, and more carnage. In fact
there was so much carnage this
year, thatif it were a ski slope they
would have closed it.
People got tech, got drunk,
heard Wild hallucinatory guitar
solos, and got served an extra
helping of full bodyslams, one guy
even put his face on the ground so
hard he got a mouthful of dirt.
The idea came about to do a
dirtboard race for the sole reason
"it's my belief
that slamming
and failing is
92% of actual
skateboarding"