"I did not set
myself on
fire, I had my
dad pour gasoline over
my head and
light me on
fire."
TAILSLIDE 270 OUT
thing and I thought that I could probably
skate that. Then I hit you up and we went
out there.
Becker: So what did we see when we
got up there to the convey or belt thing?
Garrett: It was just miles of this cement
convey o r belt thing. It had a little inch
deep gap thing every five feet or so. So
I kickflipped into it and then had to ollie,
ollie ollie ollie ollie , etc.
Becker: Yeah, there was a bunch of
huge toxic hills covered in plastic with
tires weighing it down so that shit
doesn’t take off with the wind. Didn’t
we have to run at one point?
Garrett: Oh yeah we did. We ran and then
had to hide in a ditch and had to wait for
the car to disappear.
Becker: On to the next question, how
many segways do you currently own?
Becker: We almost didn’t even make
it out there remember? We almost
got made by security after hopping
a couple of barbed wire fences and
hiking half way there.
Garrett: Umm, currently I only own one.
Garrett: Hopping barbed wire fences?
from some company in China, but I ended
up selling that one. Shhh, don’t tell them.
Then this other guy that was local hit me
up and wanted to know if I’d do a product
review for his segway company, so I
went over to San Jose and picked o ne up
from him. But they are probably all from
China anyway.
That must’ve been a dream, that’s illegal!
But hypothetically it was sick. It kinda
looked like a scene out of a movie in
there, it seemed like there should have
been stuff happening in there, but it was
all abandoned and sketchy. I’m pretty
sure we weren’t really supposed to
be in there.
Becker: And how did you get that
segway? Was it sent to you from China
along with the bird flu?
Garrett: Youtube, and yes . Haha. I got one