Sin City Presents Magazine September 2018 Volume 5 Issue 08 - Page 39

from the backbeat

The dowery paid for my wife, it HAD happened, I imagined nothing!!!! This was an epiphany almost as big as when Bart was watching Milhouse' goldfish, and it died. Then instead of owning up to killing the fish, Bart convinced Milhouse that he never had a goldfish, which was believable until Milhouse found the bowl. "What about the bowl Bart?!?!? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!?!?" My mind was reeling. But Christina calmly explained that The Demon had been showing her different gifts that fans had given him on the train platform just moments before. One of the items was this tiny comb, to which he remarked, "Look at my hair, it's huge. What on earth would I do with this tiny comb?". She went on to explain that he then paused, got wide-eyed, and a bright lightbulb appeared over his head. He looked around to find me, then pointed in my direction and said to Christina, "Ah, Patrick has tiny hair. HE could use this tiny comb." Then he left briefly to bring it to me. I was humbled. I had looked that gift horse in the mouth. The tiny comb was just a thoughtful gesture, from a thoughtful man. The rest, Skull Island, the natives, the kidnapping, all in my head. Note to self:

Try to get a firmer grip on reality this year.

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This was an epiphany almost as big as when Bart was watching Milhouse's goldfish, and it died.

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01. Main Offender

02. Mr. Jekyll and Hyde

03. I'll Take Miami

04. Last Call Lady

05. Where We Started

06. The Forgotten Maiden's Pearl

07. Until the Sky Comes Down

08. Black Heart Days

09. Black Mountain

10. Dog Town Mystics

11. Miles Away

12. Until I Get My Gold (bonus track)

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