SHOPPE February 8,2018 - Page 6

MR. SHOPPE’S CORNER Hopeless Romantics. Peter a man in his 20’s, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop. The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’ He thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave “To my one and only love’.’ The jeweller smiled and said, “Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.!” Peter with a glint in his eye, “Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.” Jim asked, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. ‘Yes,’ came the answer, from Tony, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’ “Wow, you know how to buy that stuff? Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought!’ Tony smiled as he replied, “So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.” One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what’s the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim presented her with a small package. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same –Oscar Wilde Inside... Our Year! CAPE MAY COUNTY SHOPPERS GUIDE 39th 2503 Bayshore Rd., Villas, NJ 08251 OFFICE: 886-4112 • FAX: 889-1756 SHOPPE, Cape May County Shoppers Guide, Your Free Community Newspaper, is pub- lished every Thursday and is protected un- der the copyright laws of the United States. All other rights are expressly reserved by the copyright owners. Reproduction of any artwork or copy prepared by SHOPPE, Cape May County Shoppers Guide, is strictly prohibited and may subject the offender to civil liability and severe criminal penalties. The publisher will not be responsible for misinformation, typographical errors, etc. which might appear in advertising.The advertiser is responsible for checking his/ her classified/unclassified or display ad for errors, omissions and misprints. SHOPPE Cape May County Shoppers Guide will only credit the first ad that is published. SHOPPE 2017© SHOPPE ® ACCEPTS Automotive ..........................pg. 34 Classified Directory ............pg. 42 Community Events...............pg. 45 Coupon Clipper ....................pg. 6 Crossword ...........................pg. 36 Crossword Solution ............pg. 35 Dining & Entertainment .........pg. 23 Home Improvement .............pg. 37 Horoscope ............................pg. 38 Mr. Shoppe’s Corner ...........pg. 6 Real Estate...........................pg. 32 Recipe of the Week .............pg. 7 Valentine Wishes.................pg. 23 Yard Sales ...........................pg. 45 For free, unclassified and classified ads, see our coupon - pg. 46 Open Mon-Fri 9am-5pm, Closed Saturday & Sunday 68 COUPONS VINCENZO PG. 24 WORTH CLIPPING YOUR DIRECTORY OF MONEY SAVING COUPONS AMERICAN DELI ..............PG. 18 MCPHERSON’S FUEL ......PG. 7 Romantic Vineyard Valentine’s Dinner at Willow Creek Winery .................... pg. 3 Eagle Spirit Flies through Lower Township ................pgs. 28 Valentine Greeetings ...............pgs. 22-24 BILL’S CORNER DELI .......PG. 4 O’BRIEN’S AUTO REPAIR PG. 34 CHANNELS APTS ............PG. 32 PIRO’S PIZZA ...................PG. 28 COHWENS INK ................PG. 8 REBEL IMAGE ..................PG. 21 DONAHUE HOME IMP. ....PG. 41 RIGHTER’S AUTO ............PG. 34 ERMA DELI .......................PG. 28 RINO’S PIZZA ..................PG. 31 FISH & FANCY .................PG. 13 SEASIDE CHEESE ............ PG. 29 InstaLink! Insta Link SHOPPE ® The Guide to the Jersey Shore Hot Spot to Web pages, Facebook, Twitter, Menus and additional info about Shoppe’s Virtual Paper advertisers. GAISS’ MKT.....................PG. 7 SEAGARS .........................PG. 11 JOHN’S AUTO ..................PG. 12 SHORE SHADE .................PG. 34 LITTLE ITALY II ...............PG. 27 SUPER BOWL SPECIALS PG. 37 LOBSTER HOUSE .............PG. 5 YANKEE CLIPPER ............PG. 8 www.facebook.com/shoppe.guide Page 6 - SHOPPE https://twitter.com/ShoppeCMC The Guide to the Jersey Shore! MCB CONSTRUCTION .....PG. 40 YOZU JAPANESE CUISINE ..PG. 25 - February 8, 2018 through February 14, 2018