She Magazine FEBRUARY 2016 | Page 87

the jungle animal he chose was DINGO. Oh come ON. Dingoes don’t even live in jungles. They live in Australia and are really partly domesticated dogs that tend to eat babies. Of all the animals he could possibly name, he comes up with DINGO. By now I am seeing cross-eyed with aggravation. But, he saved the very worst one (or best, depending on your perspective) for last. His choice for a bird was OSTRICH. Oh. My. Gosh. The ostrich is a large flightless African bird that also, and in this case appropriately, defines a person who refuses to face reality. He couldn’t come up with something simple, like maybe OWL? No, he shoots for the moon of obscurity. Mr. Linear Thinker gives me APHID, DINGO, and OSTRICH. Needless to say, he totally obliterated the “fun” of the exercise. It’s like he took a giant highlighter and outlined the wide chasm of our differences. I’m the one that’s supposed to come up with the crazy, nutbag answers. I was sure he would name the ant, tiger, and robin – just like 99% of those who took that video challenge before him. Including me. What the heck happened? I still don’t have a clue. But, there is one thing I do know pretty well. We are as different as night and day and likely to remain so for the duration. We stepped into marriage with our eyes wide open. Mostly. But in the last 12 months, we have seen lots of sickness all around us and in us. We each had hospital stays of the emergency kind. I am attempting to rebound from the resulting cognitive impairment and depression. He has retired from the work he loved/hated after nearly 30 years and is venturing into uncharted woodworking territory. I had cataracts removed while simultaneously attempting a new job, failing miserably. We are still learning to live together (after solitary confinement) in a place that is new to me and old for him. And, my mother died the day after Christmas. Yay, us! I don’t share this to gain sympathy. It is what it is. It is life as we know it. The perfect, predictable life (or partner) simply does not exist. But, the perfect loving God does. And, He gives grace without limit. When we write His Word on the “tablet of our hearts” (our deceitful and desperately wicked, unknowable hearts!), He gives abundantly and with surprising humor. The man God gave me, the one who answers with APHID, DINGO, and OSTRI CH, of all things; the one who refuses to eat link meat or let me get away with bratty behavior; the one without a gall bladder that continues to have an ongoing gas problem – that irritating, stubborn man loves me better than I have ever been loved in my life. I hope to return the favor. We just won’t be doing quizzes together anymore. Hope you enjoy a very happy, healthy heart month! SHEMAGAZINE.COM 一漀琀 瀀椀挀琀甀爀攀搀㨀 䄀渀最攀氀愀 䨀⸀ 䌀漀甀渀挀椀氀Ⰰ 䄀倀刀一Ⰰ 䘀一倀ⴀ䌀 䘀䤀一䐀 刀䔀䰀䤀䔀䘀 䘀刀伀䴀㨀 搀椀猀挀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀猀 ∠ 愀氀氀攀爀最椀攀猀 ∠ 栀攀愀搀愀挀栀攀猀 眀栀椀瀀氀愀猀栀 ∠ 樀漀椀渀琀 搀椀猀昀甀渀挀琀椀漀渀 ∠ 挀愀爀瀀愀氀 琀甀渀渀攀氀 ∠ 猀挀椀愀琀椀挀愀 昀椀戀爀漀洀礀愀氀最椀愀 ∠ 渀攀挀欀 ☀ 戀愀挀欀 瀀愀椀渀 ∠ 漀猀琀攀漀愀爀琀栀爀椀琀椀猀 䌀愀氀氀 琀漀 猀挀栀攀搀甀氀攀 礀漀甀爀 愀瀀瀀漀椀渀琀洀攀渀琀㨀 㠀㐀㌀⸀㘀㘀㈀⸀㠀    FEBRUARY 2016 87