September 2016 Voume 17 • Issue 195 | Page 44

by Johnny Manion Marsh & Bayou Staff Face the fact, it’s still hot September. The fronts which duck hunters are anxiously watching the nightly news for haven’t made it to south Louisiana yet. The mosquitoes are still swarming and the marsh mud is oozing that unmistakable aroma. What in the hell is that smell anyway? Words can’t really capture its essence, but Die Hards will tell you one thing, they love the smell of marsh mud in the morning. “It smells like…. Victory!” Thank you, Robert Duvall! Actually, if you’re a south Louisiana duck hunter, all this can only mean one thing - it’s preseason, and we ain’t talking football. 44 September 2016 www.marshandbayou.com A lthough they ain’t the big ones, they certainly are ducks. The blue rockets are on a beeline south; and after seven months, they’re a sight for sore eyes. After that long hiatus, the first swarm of blue patches buzzing over your decoys is certainly enough to make a duck hunter’s eyes cross. This also usually concludes with everyone in the blind squeezing off three shells as quickly as possible without cutting a feather! But that first barrage of panic fire is classic teal season. There isn’t an expert yet, from Phil Robinson and his Duck Dynasty Army to the proclaimed Die Hards, that has espoused the secret tactic, calling technique, or decoy spread that’s guaranteed to produce limits of teal. Everyone’s heard the conventional advice about shallow freshwater ponds, ponds with grass, being on teal fly ways, yadda yadda yadda. But it really seems to boil down to a single linchpin – you either have the birds or you don’t. And last season they had a few show up in the marshes and bayou on the Northshore. In contrast to “regular season”, Landon and I sat in the September morning darkness not even talking about teal. “Man, was I on fire last weekend shooting skeet!” Landon said. “Teal ain’t skeet!” I cut him off quickly. “You know the difference with shooting skeet?” “No,” as Landon prepared himself for my sarcastic response, “What?” “Can’t eat skeet,” I said grinning. No reply from Landon, just dirty looks. And with the game’s over/under at 4 ½ on a twoman teal limit, we weren’t