Sceneazine April 15 - May 14, 2015 | Page 7

lotte, NC. The owner, John Hayes, is an awesome guy. Seriously love that guy. They have great sound and a good stage. Always fair to the bands. We’ve never had a bad show at Tremont. Let’s get everyone’s opinion on this. If someone ask you for advice about being in a band or about starting one, what would you say? Would you encourage or discourage them? I’d just tell them how it is. There’s no money in rock music, if you’re wanting to play legit original music. You have to do this because you love it, and as a labor of love. If you do that, you’ll have fun and make friends along the way. If you think you’re going to get rich, you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Even bands that you’ve heard of have to have side jobs when they’re not on tour, otherwise they’d be homeless. It’s gotten that bad. Thank the record labels, Napster, and all of the sell-out bands that went along with it. If they tell me they want to start a tribute band or a cover band, I’ll promptly instruct them to go break their favorite CD and gouge out their own eyes with the jagged pieces. I seriously hate tribute/ cover bands. They’re the bane of my existence. They’re in the same category as that idiot Michael Bay and all of his lame-ass movie remakes. What are some of your likes and dislikes about being in a band? I like randomly having sex. A lot. Like, seriously. I also enjoy seeing people mouthing the words to my songs in the audience, or having that “a-ha” moment when they connect to something I’ve said or written. I get the