R&G|MAGAZINE Edition #14 - September 2015 | Page 52

he wife’s away and you’ve got the lads coming over for a poker night. Ever thought that you could prepare some grub for them? Of course you haven’t; that would require time in a supermarket, figuring out what ingredients actually go into ‘pasta’, effort in the kitchen. Instead you order in pizza and go all out on a bag of Doritos. But what if you found out that there was a way to whip up a Gordan Ramsay-esque feast, whilst holding on to your manhood? There is. It’s called adding beer to everything. Let’s start with Beef Beer Balls. Good, manly name. 52