rez Magazine May 2015 - Page 59

Kissing Booth by Crap Mariner I know a girl so ugly, when she sits in the kissing booth, guys pay to kiss the booth. But then, when that girl was replaced by a hot girl, the guys still kissed the booth. That’s because the booth was made from bacon. And despite guys kissing that booth all day long, leaving their slobber and germs on the bacon, they kept coming. The hot girl got offended by the attention the booth was getting, so she put on a bacon bikini. She collected a fortune that way. And ran off with it. Never hire hookers for charity fundraisers.