Revive - A Quarterly Fly Fishing Journal Volume 2. Edition 2. Fall 2014 | Page 152

I read a great article by Scott Sadil in the latest Drake about bad luck.

There was a debate involved about how the word for such terrible luck

was spelled in a foreign language. Much like Scott, I've come to the

conclusion that no matter how it's spelled or in what language it's

spoken, I've got it. So much so that I believe the word "exorcism" was

mentioned on the skiff the other day, in between the necessary foul

language and disappointed head shakes. Of course, those head shakes

were from myself and other humans. Head shakes from fish were orders

taller than I was able to fulfill for the majority of the trip.

It only stands to reason that the first day was full of fish spottings.

While some were too far away, others were well within normal casting

distance. By "normal" I mean distances which I had easily cast the day

before. Some spooked when the boat approached while we were busy

looking at other fish. Some spooked after I dropped the fly directly on

top of them after failing to present it properly in consecutive prior

attempts. Lead them? I think I've heard that somewhere before ...

Regrettably, my casting arm must have forgotten such sage advice

along some trout stream. Returning to the matter at hand, some fish I

never even saw, and these especially were followed by the

aforementioned head shakes and profanity. The fish weren't small

either: permit, bonefish, and tarpon were all spotted (and cast to

unsuccessfully, depending on your definition of "cast") in size ranges

that would make your first or fiftieth Slam memorable. Unfortunately,

the memory of those fish for me will be my timely inability to present a

fly in a remotely appetizing way. I was much more capable of either

insuring that the fish had no chance of seeing the fly or rudely intruding

on their personal space in the most aggressive way possible. If I had

gone to the Keys to film a blooper reel, I would have filled the A and B

rolls in the first day of fishing. Of course there was a positive, if you can

call it that, a silver lining of sorts. Turns out I'm really great at feeding

jacks. When I can't make a cast to a school of large bonefish moving

away at forty feet, I'm more than happy to make that cast at twice that

distance to a school of jacks doing the same thing. And of course they

oblige by eating, as jacks are wont to do. It's too bad that a couple of

nice-sized jacks does nothing to improve confidence after a day of

emphatically blowing every other shot. But at least it keeps the distinct

smell of skunk off the boat. At the end of the first day, all we could hope

was tomorrow would see similar conditions, similar fish numbers, and

an entirely different A.J.