REI Wealth Monthly Issue 10 | Page 28

MY FIRST OVERSEAS DEAL ZIV MAGEN This is what made me pause. This place must have been bigger and fancier, since the price was almost our entire purchase budget, which was supposed to be enough for 2 or 3 units. But, cap rates were around 24%, which would normally translate to about 14-16% net pre-tax return annually. Shimazaki continued. Chikako listened and then translated, “He says its three units, all in the same building, all sold by the same owner, who needs to liquidate his assets due to debt. Settlement fees would be greatly reduced if we were to take all three”. Not to mention the diversity. Three separate “Well, do you?” She says. units meant three separate tenants and leases. “Do I what?” I started to smile. She blinked twice, Japanese for “you are a Which is how we come back to this moment. Chika complete and utter moron, and I wish I could kill you fixing her gaze on me yet again, me staring right right now”, and repeated the question “Do you back at her, and both of us not saying a word. understand and accept the fact that units 713 and 813 are conjoined on the title deed?” I didn’t. Or, at least, I didn’t understand what that meant, why it was happening, and what I was supposed to do about it. I relayed the information to her. She blinked again. Shimazaki was looking at me intently, and I had the feeling his gaze, too, was saying something like “this idiot of a foreigner is going to do it again. He’s going to ask his questions. I just know it. I knew I should have brought my ancestor’s sword in with me this morning. Maybe it isn’t too late for that yet”.