RAMzine Issue 1 - Feb. 2015 - Page 10

Jaret Reddick & Ryan Hamilton At Festivals Shouldn’t Do ... u ngs Yo 10 Thi 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 10 Don't have sex in a portaloo Don't yell "Free Bird" . . ever. Don't spil your beer on anyone bigger than you. Don't wash your hands in the urinal troth. If you're staying in a tent, don't puke inside of it. Don't accept random drinks from “new friends”. Don't sit on someone's shoulders unless you are just trying to fart on their neck. Don't start unnecessary mosh pits. Don't have noisy sex in your tent.. be respectful when doing it to each other after not bathing for a few days. Don't forget baby wipes, or something similar, to clean the necessary “parts.”