PAGE?21 14 THINGS THAT NOBODY SAID THIS SUMMER 1
‘I smell great.’
AND FINALLY...
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‘That Chinese visa application was a breeze. Really looking forward to next time.’ ‘Nah, I don’t really fancy an ice cold margarita right now. Go to happy hour without me.’
2
‘My A/C’s broken, but it’s not the end of the world.’
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3
‘I’m going to make the most of this summer by spending as much time outdoors as I possibly can.’
10 ‘I’m going to see Aerosmith!’
4
‘Thailand sounds like a terrible idea right now.’
11 ‘I just had a totally stress free internal
flight with no delays! Nice work China Eastern!’
5
‘Get your massive inflatables out; there’s tons of space in this outdoor swimming pool.’
12 ‘I had three drinks at Perry’s
and this morning I feel 100% hangover free.’
6
‘I pity all of the teachers with their insanely long holidays. They must get so bored.’
13 ‘Mosquitos truly are the
butterflies of the East.’
7
‘Is it me or did the internet get faster?’
-I 14 ‘Finallyandcan get my K Pop Nu Metal fix in a comfortable plastic chair filled environment!’
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