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PAGE?21 14 THINGS THAT NOBODY SAID THIS SUMMER 1 ‘I smell great.’ AND FINALLY... 8 ‘That Chinese visa application was a breeze. Really looking forward to next time.’ ‘Nah, I don’t really fancy an ice cold margarita right now. Go to happy hour without me.’ 2 ‘My A/C’s broken, but it’s not the end of the world.’ 9 3 ‘I’m going to make the most of this summer by spending as much time outdoors as I possibly can.’ 10 ‘I’m going to see Aerosmith!’ 4 ‘Thailand sounds like a terrible idea right now.’ 11 ‘I just had a totally stress free internal flight with no delays! Nice work China Eastern!’ 5 ‘Get your massive inflatables out; there’s tons of space in this outdoor swimming pool.’ 12 ‘I had three drinks at Perry’s and this morning I feel 100% hangover free.’ 6 ‘I pity all of the teachers with their insanely long holidays. They must get so bored.’ 13 ‘Mosquitos truly are the butterflies of the East.’ 7 ‘Is it me or did the internet get faster?’ -I 14 ‘Finallyandcan get my K Pop Nu Metal fix in a comfortable plastic chair filled environment!’ SHANGHAI247.NET 247TICKETS.CN