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PAGE?22 The date goes exceptionally well and you wake up the next day in bed with said person. What’s the first thing you say? 1) ‘Did you hear that? Our bodies just made sweet, sweet music.’ 2) ‘I’m sorry, that doesn’t usually happen... Do I give you money now?’ 3) Whisper ‘that was magical’ in their ear as a single tear rolls down your cheek. 4) Nothing. You give them a high five and roll over. the RESULTS Mostly 1’s The ‘Music’ Geek Your heart is in sync with the beat of the drum. You think in lyrics and live for the post-gig ear ringing that everyone else bitches about. In a past life you were definitely a musical genius, and when you die you will go to rockstar heaven. You take pub quizzes a little too seriously and have an encyclopedic knowledge of every artist and every song written by anyone, ever. Mostly 2’s The ‘Everyday’ or ‘Classic’ Geek Your existence on the whole is pretty nerdy. You’re not ashamed about the fact that you freak out when a new Apple product is released and your friends call you to wipe their hard-drive. Y ??????e?????????????5???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????e??????????????????????e????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????()5??????e?)Q????aM??????d?????e??????e??????????????????????????e??e???????????????????????????????M?????????????????????????????????????e???????????????????????????????a ???????????I?d????aQ???A?????? ???????]????????d?????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????qQ???=???t?????????????????????????????????????????????!??e??????????????????????????????()5??????e?)Q????a]???????d????a!?????d?????e????????????????????????????????????????????????????e??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????M???????????????????????????????????????????)?????????????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Q???????????????e?????????????????????????????????????????????$????????????????????????????????????e????????????????????????????????????????? ????? ???()M!9!$???9P((???Q% -QL? 8((