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OH SO YOU THINK YOU’RE A GEEK, do ya? Well is your Flux Capacitor calibrated? Have you arranged your CD collection autobiographically? Do you write haiku in quill and ink? Or is that all a bit 2000 & late for you? ? We’ve put together a little quiz to help you finally answer the age-old question: Who am I?
You’re at a club where a big name DJ is playing. What are you doing?
1) Standing at the front, as close to the speakers as possible, not really dancing, eyes closed, just taking in the music. 2) Towards the back filming it on your iPhone 5. 3) Standing by the bar drinking neat whisky, looking wistfully into the distance. 4) In the thick of it, flailing your arms and swinging your shirt round your head.
What’s your poison?
1) A good strong ale, but since we’re in China I’ll settle for Tsingdao. 2) Arsenic. 3) A Caipirinha. I got a taste for it while I was travelling in Brazil. 4) Vodka and Coke. I spent most of my money on this checkered shirt. I know it looks cheap, but it wasn’t.
Game of Thrones is…
1) Epic! The soundtrack makes it. Ramin Djawadi, take a bow Sir! 2) The best thing to have ever been created by a human. 3) …You mean ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’? 4) Good for parodying on the internet.
You’ve just bought a new camera. How do you test it out?
1) Take a few shots at your mate’s recording sesh. 2) Read the manual from cover to cover before you touch anything. You don’t want to break it and void the warranty. 3) Go to the park and take pictures of nature. 4) Go to the park and hide in nature and take pictures of attractive people.
When I say ‘internet’ you say…
1) Spotify. 2) Gaming. 3) Research. 4) Porn.
You are going on a date with the man/woman of your dreams. It’s been a long time coming and you are really nervous. How do you prepare?
1) Ask yourself ‘What would Gene Simmons do?’ 2) By making conversation flash cards that you can hide about your person in case of a silence that lasts for longer than 4 seconds. 3) By going for a long walk and clearing your head. This could really turn into something magical. 4) Like Ben Stiller in ‘There’s something about Mary.’
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