Psychopomp Magazine Spring 2015 | Page 31

Tasha Coryell | 31

fingers apart—a death grip, that’s what it’s called—we found the fetus inside. They were wailing in unison, it was eerie. The sobs coming out of their throats at the same time. The interesting thing was that the baby was almost fully developed, but it had no head. Otherwise it was perfect, it was just missing the most important part. That wasn’t the last time we saw them like that; it was almost like they had built it into their routine the way normal people go to the gym. The miscarriages kept coming, one after another. All of the babies were missing something. Even between the two of them, they couldn’t make one whole baby. The doctors didn’t know what was wrong, the uterus was healthy. Those poor girl[s]. I don’t know how we would even fill out a birth certificate for them if any baby were to live.

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It wasn’t like their fame stopped after the show was over. Everyone wanted to know what they were doing. Fans said, “We want to know what is happening behind the scenes.” They wanted to see what was happening when we weren’t filming. They told us what was on TV was too normal. They said that no girl with two heads could act normal like that.

Pictures of the twins start appearing in tabloids. THE TWINS AND PRINCE HARRY??? Pictures of them with white powder, bongs in the background. TWINS BREAK UP BRAD AND ANGELINA, EXCLUSIVE INSIDE. TWINS BEACH BODY, HOW TO GET THIS IN SHAPE. They shoot a Cosmo cover while wearing an animal print dress especially designed for them. BIGGEST TURN ON: A GUY WHO CAN LOVE BOTH OF THEIR FACES, GET THE SCOOP INSIDE. TWINS FACING FORECLOSURE??? HOW THEY SQUANDERED THEIR TELEVISION FORTUNE. They hide their faces when they walk outdoors so the paparazzi cannot snap any pictures.

Doctor (name undisclosed):

It was shocking, really. They were so healthy for so long, and no one could explain how