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Deleted Scenes:
It might have been a mistake to make the show a regular thing. Everyone wanted to see them do tricks. We got letters asking for us to film them on the toilet. People literally said things like, “Where does the shit come out?” as if they had no understanding of the human body. We kept seeing how far we could push it. We asked them to do some crazy things. So yes, I do feel partially responsible for what ultimately happened to them. But what was I supposed to do? I was under a lot of pressure from my superiors.
They each make an online dating account, using pictures that flatter their personal head. Under “About Me” they each write: Autonomy is very important to me. I’m striving to be my own person every day and now I’m looking for someone to be independent with me. Under “The Deepest Secret You Are Willing to Reveal” they write: My favorite movie is Legally Blonde. I know it’s a stupid movie, but it’s so fun to watch. Under “Size” they say: More to love. When they say more, they mean more people, but they don’t tell anyone that.
They have competitions to see who can get more men asking them to take their shirts off or women asking if they’d be willing to turn gay. They delete the messages that say: Why does it look like someone is next to you all the time? They talk to the same men and set up different dates at different times, and the men are always surprised when they both show up.
Restaurant bill (found on floor of restaurant, swept up and thrown in garbage):
1 glass beer
4 glass wine
1 calamari
1 lasagna
1 spaghetti marinara