Pink Weddings Magazine Pink Weddings Summer 2018 - Page 78

Ask FondA Don’t fret a moment longer! Our agony aunt Fonda Cox is here to solve your wedding woes… Ask DEAR FONDA, my soon-to-be in-laws met on Jeremy Kyle. Shall I mention it? Darling, If they met on Jeremy Kyle it’s probably not something you’ll ever need to worry about. The likelihood of them actually remembering to attend your wedding through their alcohol-induced haze is practically non-existent. If they do attend, they’ll probably gladly stand at the back of all the photos as no one really wants to show off their one-toothed smile. And if they can stagger as far as the reception, just put a blue sofa and a crate of Special Brew in the lobby and they’ll never actually make it through to the banquet hall to ruin the happiest day of your life. Crisis averted. DEAR FONDA , My fiancé wants his cousin to be best man but I’ve discovered he’s already been my ‘best man’ on Grindr. What's the etiquette in this situation? Oh my dear slutty reader, I came close to this situation myself – my local Grindr community held a day of mourning when I got married. Fortunately for you, there are ways around this. Have you considered getting married in a gimp mask to avoid being recognised? (Actuall