Piedmont Triad Living October 2016 - Page 6

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Hallowee?

A. Ghoul-aid!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

A. Wrap!!!!!

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

A: A stapler

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?

A. A human bean.

Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?

A.Whipped scream!

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A. He is mist.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

A. At the casketeria.

Compiled by Elizabeth Lewis