Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Hallowee?
A. Ghoul-aid!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A: A stapler
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A.Whipped scream!
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.
Compiled by Elizabeth Lewis