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I May Be Deaf , But I Can Hear Your Weeping

One of the reasons we all love pickleball is because players of various ages can compete together . And we mean compete — people with equal skill levels , despite a 30 or more year age difference . A young — perhaps even cocky — player crosses the path of an older , wiser player with nothing to prove — and the game begins .
Our friend Keith from out west tells the perfect story to illustrate the splendor of pickleball :
Last week , two guys in their early 30s , both over 6 ft ., mopped the floor with a man and woman in their 70s . These two knuckleheads were strutting and high-fiving , celebrating as if they ’ d just defeated Kyle Yates and Wes Gabrielsen .
Later , my friend Philip , 61 , and I , 73 , played these two fellows . Philip is a deft soft shot and spin artist , and I ’ m a polyglot shot maker . Our games complement each other well .
These guys ran up a 7-0 lead . Finally , Philip and I got our chance and ran off eight straight points to win the game 12-10 . These two were not trash-talking or posing anymore — and after the game , one of them muttered , “ Fluke .”
Philip , a normally placid and contemplative man , immediately
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challenged them to another game . Both of these dweebs practically jumped up and down in eager acceptance .
Game two ? 11-2 , Philip and I again . They challenged us to a third game , but Philip , God bless him , said , “ Nope , two will do .”
I love pickleball !
Not only was Keith ’ s game on fire — his humor was , too , as he rattled off several title suggestions for this story !
“ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE GRANDPA ”
“ SENIORS SPANK SMARTALECKS ”
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“ SORE AND TIRED BUT VICTORIOUS ”
“ 73 AND STILL KICKING BUTT ”
“ OLD MAN TREACHERY ”
“ 11-2 AND KISS MY SHRIVELED DERRIÈRE ”
" I FORGOT YOUR NAME , BUT REMEMBER THE SCORE ”
MARCH / APRIL 2018 | MAGAZINE 23