Petale de lumina Revista Petale de lumina nr. 18 | Page 31

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By Mircea Cozmaciuc, class V D
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetite!
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream.
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A: Lazy bones.
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A: A chummy mummy.
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