Parker County Today February 2018 | Page 82

Continued from page 4 July 4, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Adams vs. Jackson, 1828 Apparently, there was a cantan- kerous streak running through the Adams family. In 1828 Andrew Jackson ran against incumbent John Quincy Adams and things quickly grew ugly.  Adams was not a popular presi- dent, but that didn’t mean he was above slinging some mud.  He and his campaign advisors made claims that Jackson was igno- rant, not well-educated enough to be president, claimed he misspelled Europe as “Urope” and, worst of all, racked Jackson’s wife, Rachel.  Rachel had been married to an abusive man, one who divorced her; but with the political upheaval of the era, he had filed for but was not granted a divorce. Rachel was led to believe she was divorced when she married Jackson. The couple had to marry twice because of the misunder- standing. None of that was Rachel’s fault, but that didn’t stop Adams from making it seem like it was. The Federalists called her a “convicted adulteress,” a “dirty black wench” who was prone to “open and notori- ous lewdness.” At least she wasn’t accused of wearing stilettos on a flight to provide relief to hurricane survivors. On their end, Jackson’s people said that Adams had sold his wife’s maid to the Czar of Russia to serve as Re-Elect 80 a concubine.  Jackson won by the prover- bial landslide — 642,553 votes to Adams’s 500,897. Sadly, between Adams’s stirring up a scandal about her, her adopted son’s death, and a painful heart condition, Rachel spent most of her husband’s campaign depressed and crying.  Rachel died at their home, called The Hermitage, on Dec. 22, 1828, likely from a heart attack. Her death came immediately before Jackson was to leave for Washington and his inauguration.  Even though her health issues began in 1825, Jackson always blamed his political enemies for her death. “May God Almighty forgive her murderers,” Jackson swore at her funeral. “I never can.” She was buried on the grounds at The Hermitage. They buried her in the white gown and shoes she had bought for the Inaugural Ball. Her epitaph reads: “A being so gentle and so virtuous slander might wound, but could not dishonor.” Lincoln vs. Douglas, 1860 Hard to believe, I know, but even Honest Abe Lincoln suffered his share of crap. But, being a lawyer, Lincoln could dish it out as well.  Today, candidates campaign from one end of the nation to the other; in those days it was viewed as bad form. Stephen Douglas did it anyway, but claimed that he was riding from D.C. to New York to visit his mother. It took him more than a month to arrive at his mother’s house. Mr. Lincoln and his supporters had a little fun with it all. They issued lost child posters and circulated them everywhere. The posters said that Douglas left Washington, D.C., in July to see his mother.  It went on to say that he’d been spotted in New York, Connecticut, Philadelphia and Rhode Island. It even said that he answered to the name, “Little Giant.”  That was a dig, referencing Mr. Douglas’ height of 5’4”, but the post- er said he was “about five feet noth- ing in height and about the same in diameter the other way.” Mr. Douglas took his own potshot at Lincoln, but his wasn’t as witty. He described Mr. Lincoln as a “horrid-looking wretch.”  Needless to say, Mr. Lincoln won the election, handily. Funny wins out over just plain mean every time.  In the annals of ugly campaign- ing, it seems to be the families of the candidates who are the real losers. This realization is what inspired our cover story, “Love in the Time of Elections.” We were fascinated and inspired by those who run for office and the spouses who love and stick by them through the whole process.  I hope you enjoy reading our February issue that has always been our Romance Issue, because there can never be too much romance in anything. Marsha Brown, Editor-in-Chief and Publisher, Parker County Today Magazine Experienced H Conservative H Leadership MARK RILEY Parker County Judge Political ad paid by Mark Riley Campaign, J. Riley Treasurer, P.O. Box 632 Weatherford, Tx 76086