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BY MARK BROWN

Inspiring , Entertaining , Profound — Top 10 Best Movie Quotes Ever

Ok , Let ’ s take a break !

It ’ s been a tough fall . Shootings , murder and mayhem have dominated the headlines over the last few months , so I thought it was time to lighten up .
If you are at all like me ( and I ’ m sure some people reading this pray that they ’ re not ), there are some iconic things that tend to help get you through the day .
For instance , I ’ m a huge Seinfeld fan , and I can apply most things that occur ( life events ) in everyday life right back to a Seinfeld episode . For example , the show where they forgot where they parked their car in the parking garage , or “ you gotta see the baby ”, or “ the re-gifting episode .”
So something I find similarly consoling is what I think of as Great Movie Lines . I tend to relate movie lines to certain things that happen in life . And when life gets tough , I at least think of how that fits with a great line from a movie .
I ’ ll start off with a few of mine , and it might be fun to email us at Parker County Today with some of your favorites . I ’ m sure I will leave some great ones out . So a la David Letterman ( whom I greatly miss seeing on television ) here is my own “ Top Ten List :”
# 5 - “ Houston , we have a problem .” — Tom Hanks as Commander Jim Lovell , Apollo 13
# 4 “ Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer .” — Al Pacino as Michael Corleone , — The Godfather
# 3 “ Just when I thought I was out ... they pull me back in .” — Al Pacino as Michael Corleone , The Godfather
# 2 “ Leave the gun , take the Cannoli ” — Richard S . Castellano as Peter Clemenza , The Godfather
# 1 “ You ’ re gonna need a bigger boat .” — Roy Scheider as Police Chief Martin Brody , Jaws
I also have some honorable mentions : “ Go sell crazy somewhere else , we ’ re all stocked up here ” - Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall , As Good As It Gets
How do you write a woman ? “ I think of a man , then I take away all reason and accountability ” - Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall , As Good As It Gets
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# 10 - “ I have a feeling we ’ re not in Kansas anymore ,” — Judy Garland as Dorothy , The Wizard of Oz
# 9 “ Go ahead , make my day ,” — Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan , Dirty Harry
# 8 “ I love the smell of napalm in the morning .” Robert DuVall as Lt . Bill Kilgore , Apocalypse Now
# 7 “ I ’ ll have what she ’ s having .” — Estelle Reiner as Older Woman Deli Customer , When Harry Met Sally
# 6 “ With great power also comes great responsibility .” — Cliff Robertson as Uncle Ben , Spider-Man , 2002
“ Maybe poker isn ’ t your game , I ’ ve got an idea let ’ s have a spelling contest .” – Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday , Tombstone
So the point is , it ’ s just downright fun to think of these quotes , and then apply them in life . It makes things go quicker , and sometimes breaks it down to the lowest common denominator .
In closing , there are always a couple of things to remember : Living is like the show Survivor ,
“ The world is always trying to vote you off the island ,” and , “ NO good deed goes unpunished .”
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