into a cup to keep receiving
taxpayer’s money. So, it might
be a good idea not to seat your
hippie cousin Sunflower next
to your other cousin who is a
lifetime member of the NRA.
6. Talking points. Even if
you don’t have a liberal in
your family, everybody has
at least one relative who
enjoys pushing everyone else’s
buttons. I suggest placing tape
over said relative’s mouth for
the duration of the meal, but
Emily Post would probably say
that’s rude. In this case, there
isn’t much you can do except
grin and bear it, and do some
deep breathing and make
sure everyone has taken their
blood pressure medication.
You should also try to keep
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