Paintball Magazine Paintball.Media Magazine May 2016 | Page 86

The Virgins had everything from wooden sticks, leather
belts, frilly whips, or large thick wooden paddles to spank
you with! And no, they did not take it easy on you. They
even paddled the 2 generals! Besides the spankings, the
Virgins also liked to create all sorts of other shenanigans
for the players like shooting your teammate for a pair
of coconuts, running a barrel across the battlefield, and
so much more! At one point in the game, they actually
duct taped a ref to a tree for being “naughty”. Despite
the spankings, it was all in good fun and everyone LOVED
the Virgins.

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Other role-players were there to make the game
interesting and help create missions for teams. One of
the most memorable missions was when a player was to
be escorted by the Knights Who Say NI to deliver Spyro’s
prosthetic leg to Viper himself. Spyro who was leading
the Virgins, was happy to oblige. The look on Viper’s face
when he was delivered the leg was priceless. He even went
so far as to say “In all of my 20 years of paintball, I have
never seen anything like this before. This is definitely the
weirdest mission I have ever come across.” So needless to
say, I think he was a little surprised to receive a prosthetic