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instead “loses a limb” making it more of a challenge for
him. I think this was probably one of the most shot up
players in the game, next to the rabbits. Now, I don’t know
about you, but rabbits don’t seem that scary to me? Well,
Viper’s rabbits were definitely fear invoking! These rabbits
were immortal, but they can shoot any player out in the
blink of an eye. The only thing that would steer the rabbit
away from you (maybe), are a handful of carrots! I have
never seen a field full of players clear so fast as I did when
that bunny came hopping through with a paintball gun.
The only thing that could kill these demented rabbits is a
Holy Hand Grenade, which you had to get from the Virgins
at Castle Anthrax.

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Now let’s move on to the men… I mean WOMEN in
dresses and wigs. What is the purpose of the Virgins you
may ask? Well the answer is simple; they can either be your
best friends, or your worst nightmare. Have you ever been
paddled by a train of grown men (and let’s not forget about
those ladies!) in dresses and wigs? Well I know a couple
HUNDRED players that can now say they have! The Virgins
had a plethora of colored paddles that could either mean
receiving gifts like a Holy Hand Grenade, parts of the Holy
Grail, coconuts (which serve as a horse, with the same rules
as a helicopter in Viper games), or something else. But if
you bring the wrong paddle at the wrong time, it could be
you who ends up being paddled.