on trend magazine issue 1 | Page 69

1 The perfect bra: Searching for one that provides ample support, but doesn't take a chunk out of my purse can be a challenge. Even more challenging is finding fun and sexy designs, and not being stuck with prairie colors. 2 Eyeballing: Is it me or do guys just keep staring at my boobs? Their pupils definitely dilate a little more when they see me. 3 Cleavage: While others are itching to bare some, we are earnestly trying to hide ours in a desperate bid to appear decent and not raunchy. Who knew button down shirts could be a peep show? 4 Limited wardrobe: From cropped tops and bathing suits to long necklaces and empire waistlines, it's a mess. And, don't even think about one size fits all. 5 Working out: The joys of doubling up on bras and getting twice as many strap marks, while others jog with their itsy bitsy sports bras. 6 Boob sweat: I just discovered that boob deodorants have been invented… hallelujah! 7 Stretch marks: When the weight of breasts pulls the skin elastic fibers and you are left with the somatic signs of having delivered a baby. 8 Strapless bras: Rather than uplift, the bra starts sliding down from boob weight and boob sweat. And, with a lopsided upper torso, the dress becomes an epic fail. 9 Built in bras: 10 How lucky am I: They never fit. Period. When girlfriends crush on how endowed I am and try to sneak peeks when I change.... excuse me! By - Nritya Ramani